Sports Hernia Blog

Just what the hell is Joe Morgan anyway?

Joe Morgan announces candidacy for lizard-fish of the year

– He's obviously a lizard-fish

– The black version of Monopoly guy

– A sea-cat

– Not sure, but John Miller is equally puzzled

– A dentist

Dudley's uncle


  1. Da Gusha

    July 16, 2010 at 4:12 pm

    Poor Jon Miller. The greatest sportscaster in the game is forced to work with a man who treats subtlety and statistical analysis like R. Kelly treats a high school graduation- a good idea whose time has come and gone.

  2. bigjf

    July 17, 2010 at 12:20 am

    Speaking of pissing all over reality, did you really call Jon Miller “the greatest sportscaster in the game?”

  3. Da Gusha

    July 17, 2010 at 10:54 pm

    Yes. Fuck Vin Scully. Miller is the best. Jack Buck, Ernie Harwell and Harry Caray are dead so Miller takes the crown.

  4. Harry Caray

    July 18, 2010 at 6:25 pm

    Fuck you, I ain’t dead!

  5. Harry Caray

    July 18, 2010 at 6:25 pm

    Fuck you, I ain’t dead!

  6. Roy Munson

    July 20, 2010 at 12:28 am

    Hey spaceman, Randy Quaid wants his hat back…

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