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Daily News honors A-Rod with endearing tribute cover
- Updated: August 5, 2010
Among the headlines inside are:
"Nice Hit, Asshole"
"March to History Began With Needles in Anus"
"Piece of Shit Fraud Happy to be Part of History"
"Asshole Third Baseman Still Not Jeter"
"Drug Using Disgrace Forgets to Thank Drug Dealer"
"Cheating Prick Manages Not to Contract AIDS on Path to Greatness"
"You Know he Also Cheated on His Wife, Right?"
"Who Cares? Just Tell Us Who You're Dating"
"Small Testied Slugger Survives Contact with Madonna's Vag to Achieve Profit-Driven Milestone"
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