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Daily News honors A-Rod with endearing tribute cover

NY Daily News A-Rod 600 cover

Among the headlines inside are:

"Nice Hit, Asshole"

"March to History Began With Needles in Anus"

"Piece of Shit Fraud Happy to be Part of History"

"Asshole Third Baseman Still Not Jeter"

"Drug Using Disgrace Forgets to Thank Drug Dealer"

"Cheating Prick Manages Not to Contract AIDS on Path to Greatness"

"You Know he Also Cheated on His Wife, Right?"

"Who Cares? Just Tell Us Who You're Dating"

"Small Testied Slugger Survives Contact with Madonna's Vag to Achieve Profit-Driven Milestone"

[Photo via NY Daily News]

9 Comments

  1. John P. Wise

    August 5, 2010 at 12:26 pm

    That he still looks bi needs no asterisk.

  2. Sarah Palin

    August 5, 2010 at 2:12 pm

    Wait, did Alex Rodriguez use performance-enhancing drugs?

  3. TheSportsHernia

    August 5, 2010 at 2:58 pm

    It’s his new bronzer. It’s to die for.

  4. Orion Q. Pickletickle

    August 5, 2010 at 3:55 pm

    Yes.

    But enough about his sex-life…

  5. What about Brian McNamee?

    August 5, 2010 at 10:58 pm

    Looks like The Daily News forgot how they hired Brian McNamee (Roger Clemens’ personal trainer/PED supplier) to get their own staff in shape:

    http://www.nydailynews.com/sports/2010/02/20/2010-02-20_biggest_newser.html

  6. Enduro

    August 5, 2010 at 11:40 pm

    Quick Poll!

    What would you rather have on your resume?

    A) You were an editor at the Daily News.
    B) You were Lewis Black’s personal ball washer?

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    August 6, 2010 at 4:06 pm

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