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Merril Hoge’s tie remains fashionably disobedient

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If you're ever wondering how to get one of those fat knots in your ties like the guys on TV – particularly those in sports media – you must first consider how retarded you'll look without your jacket, or just take a gander at Merril Hoge.  He's been there before.

Mike Golic Passes The Test [ESPN]

9 Comments

  1. Safe For Work

    August 5, 2010 at 2:16 pm

    What’s the over-under on Golic sticking his pork-stick in her pooper?

  2. TheSportsHernia

    August 5, 2010 at 3:00 pm

    I think it’s just a matter of where: 4 to 1 odds he does it under Touchdown Jesus.

  3. Raul

    October 4, 2010 at 2:55 pm

    This is absolutely the worst dressed person on TV. His suits are incredibly ill fitting. The color combinations are a horror show.
    Whoever sold him those god awful 4 button suits should be shot. I cannot believe he wears this junk.

  4. Merril sucks

    January 10, 2011 at 10:36 am

    The guys knot is as big as his head. Just awful. Instead of listening to his insightful analysis all I can think about is how I want to punch him in the face. I hope I’m not the only one who feels this way.

  5. tamtam

    January 11, 2011 at 7:41 pm

    Nah, he just picked out the tie from his kid’s dresser drawer before running off to work.

  6. Coachb

    August 12, 2011 at 10:00 pm

    Hodge is a tool. A mediocre fullback,
    brain damaged, Wife left me Tool. Oh yea, he’s also a pathetic “I’m jealous of him so I’ll bash Tebow” Tool. What a joke. Did I mention his Wife and Kids left him, what a Dick.

  7. Paolo X

    August 13, 2011 at 11:16 am

    The clip-on right!

  8. Paolo X

    August 13, 2011 at 11:36 am

    Yeah what a dick Hoge has become despite being a solid guy for awhile and correct in the cause against almost all headshots as are almost all belatedly only this season against the rules.

    And that Suzy Kolber what a ninnie and bitch amidst that smarmy, sanctimonious bunch of fucks in Metro NYC on their Northeast sports network who can’t show enough baseball highlights and push the awful NBA before they try to keep you hanging around for the NFL talk. Note the guy who set up the Namath disaster, Jay Rothman, either was fucking her or ended up fucking her later:

    http://www.faniq.com/article/ESPN-fires-multiple-employees-who-had-inoffice-affairs-1892076

    http://books.google.com/books?id=SkYN5eMreOUC&pg=PT367&lpg=PT367&dq=suzy+kolber+affair+jay+rothman&source=bl&ots=6-H8qCSYa9&sig=gfMVwVpU1doQLB7D_UCBxyy5_dU&hl=en&ei=6pZGTqHfN4-5twfS2ozvBQ&sa=X&oi=book_result&ct=result&resnum=6&ved=0CEEQ6AEwBQ#v=onepage&q&f=false

    Though his act on Mike and Mike as el gordo/el fatso is stale, Golic is the only person in that shot who is not some pretender and has it together.

  9. Paolo X

    August 13, 2011 at 11:37 am

    Yeah what a dick Hoge has become despite being a solid guy for awhile and correct in the cause against almost all headshots as are almost all belatedly only this season against the rules.

    And that Suzy Kolber what a ninnie and bitch amidst that smarmy, sanctimonious bunch of fucks in Metro NYC on their Northeast sports network who can’t show enough baseball highlights and push the awful NBA before they try to keep you hanging around for the NFL talk. Note the guy who set up the Namath disaster, Jay Rothman, either was fucking her or ended up fucking her later:

    http://www.faniq.com/article/ESPN-fires-multiple-employees-who-had-inoffice-affairs-1892076

    http://books.google.com/books?id=SkYN5eMreOUC&pg=PT367&lpg=PT367&dq=suzy+kolber+affair+jay+rothman&source=bl&ots=6-H8qCSYa9&sig=gfMVwVpU1doQLB7D_UCBxyy5_dU&hl=en&ei=6pZGTqHfN4-5twfS2ozvBQ&sa=X&oi=book_result&ct=result&resnum=6&ved=0CEEQ6AEwBQ#v=onepage&q&f=false

    Though his act on Mike and Mike as el gordo/el fatso is stale, Golic is the only person in that shot who is not some pretender and has it together.

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