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Roger Clemens ensures embarrassing court appearance with awful tie, frosted tips

Roger Clemens and his awful frosted tips Clemens fashion tutorital

The Roger Clemens fashion tutorial continued its baffling stumble forward today with an explosive floral pattern tie and freshly frosted tips.  Two exemplary choices for an important court appearance.  According to the Hernia mole, the expertly crafted knot is his tie was a special shoutout to male high school juniors across the nation.  He was also wearing some nonsense known as Silly Bandz.

[via Yahoo]


  1. Orion Q. Pickletickle

    August 31, 2010 at 12:18 pm

    In a sly move, the design on his tie is secretly a map of all the injection sites on his ass.

  2. Power Play In My Pants

    August 31, 2010 at 12:53 pm

    Who needs frosted tips when you have long, flowing locks of manliness?

  3. TheSportsHernia

    August 31, 2010 at 1:52 pm

    Fat Rog doesn’t want to have to insure his locks.

  4. tamtam

    September 2, 2010 at 2:43 am

    Poofy Polamalu. Nice!

  5. tamtam

    September 2, 2010 at 2:49 am

    ‘Roid ass-cne

  6. My Corncob Always In It

    September 2, 2010 at 9:08 am

    I have a frosted tip too, but at least I keep it in my pants.

  7. Versacourt

    May 30, 2012 at 1:22 pm

    haha ^^^ you guys are funny!

  8. Flex Court Athletics New York

    June 5, 2012 at 12:40 pm

    this is great, keep up the good work!

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