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A Mets song that will inspire the rage of 1,000 Red Bull-starved guidos

Dear Snooki,

Please stuff your stuffed sausage looking ass into a cannon and shoot yourself into a forgotten sea.

Thanks much,
The Sports Hernia

[via Deadspin]

5 Comments

  1. Enduro

    September 16, 2010 at 5:38 pm

    The lengths people will go to humiliate themselves on the Internet never ceases to amaze me.

  2. Bob's Blitz

    September 16, 2010 at 6:02 pm

    Snooki once said that anorexia almost killed her.

    There’s not a defense attorney alive that would lose that case if she decided to file attempted murder charges against the disease.

  3. The Garbage State

    September 17, 2010 at 11:22 am

    Is this the same girl that got punched in the face by a guy at the club?

    Why, yes it is.

  4. Enduro

    September 17, 2010 at 12:51 pm

    Livestrong baby!

  5. tamtam

    September 18, 2010 at 10:49 pm

    Snooki is a Mets fan?

    Oy vey!

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