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Entire Blue Jays roster honors Cito Gaston with fake mustaches

Citi Gaston mustache night

Well, with the exception of this dubious ingrate.  When given the opportunity to wear a fake mustache made of electrical tape, you must jump at that chance with the eagerness of Kim Kardashian’s personal nipple tweaker.  For shame, guy-on-the-Blue-Jays, for shame.


  1. Orion Q. Pickletickle

    September 30, 2010 at 12:20 pm

    Hey, give the guy a break: he didn’t paint a mustache on his lip, he SHAVED a mustache on his head.

  2. TheSportsHernia

    September 30, 2010 at 12:31 pm

    Well played, Sir Pickletickle.

  3. Sboulton

    October 5, 2010 at 11:51 pm

    It was actually eye black, not electrical tape. We could see them drawing it on at the game when they came in from the field after the top of the first.

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