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Japanese Gus Johnson finally discovered

Gotta love how calm Gus-san Johnson is at the outset, but much like Gus Johnson and the great Gustavo Johnson, the gears in his voicebox shift rapidly, inevitably exploding like a horny volcano.

It's as if he's literally doing a battle cry.  Someone in the press box has just been cut in half by a samurai sword.

?????????? (that's Japanese for, "well done, sir!")

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