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Miami QB somehow not a Tommy Davidson character


Jacory Harris will soon break in half

We could've sworn this was the same dude who was accosted by the sexually relentless Wanda some years back, or was quite possibly the brother of mediocre point guard Darrel Armstrong, but our college football source insists this is Miami Hurricanes quarterback Jacory Harris. 

In Miami's official program, Harris is listed at 200 pounds, which means Miami is full of complete shit, and also makes Calista Bosh approximately 375 pounds.

Class At The U.: Jacory?s Shirtless Raider Overalls [SbB]

2 Comments

  1. Upstate Underdog

    September 10, 2010 at 11:31 am

    I’m pretty sure the members of N.W.A. never wore that Raiders gear.

  2. Orion Q. Pickletickle

    September 10, 2010 at 4:56 pm

    Dude, I love that scene where Jacory Harris is throwing spears at Jim Carrey, and everyone’s laughing.

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