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“The Chinese Superman” as introduced by the eloquent Rick Barry

That's correct, you just heard Rick Barry in the 1988 NBA Slam Dunk contest coin Michael Jordan's dunk "The Chinese Superman" because, well, he'll tell ya:

"That's what I call the uh, the Chinese Superman Dunk 'cause he kind of flies a little sideways there, got a little slant to the shot."

And yet, to this day, it's hard to believe he's never been given a coaching gig.

Need to name your next dunk?  Just ask Rick.

Other dunks he's dubbed include:

– The Gay Free-Throw Line Dunk
– Dirty Spic Windmill
– The NigGo-Rilla
– The Jewy Air-Shifter
– The Blindfolded Faggot
– Two-handed Hiroshima Destroyer
– Retarded Alley Oop
– Oily Towelhead Backdoor Jam
– The Cracka-Ass 360
– Drunk Indian-Giver Reverse Jam
– The Little Asian Spinner
– The Hairy French Armpit Statue of Liberty
The Teabaggin' Whitie
– Tomahawk Dunk (oh wait, that actually exists)


  1. Bob's Blitz

    September 29, 2010 at 3:31 pm

    The Down Syndrome brought 10s all around, however, the KKK was just, well, OK.

  2. There's Only One Cocktober

    September 29, 2010 at 6:46 pm

    This website should be renamed “The Blindfolded Faggot.” That was the best one on the list!

  3. John P.

    September 30, 2010 at 9:34 am

    I hate myself for laughing at The NigGo-Rilla.

  4. John P. Wise

    October 1, 2010 at 12:48 pm

    None of these dunks is as impressive as Vince Carter’s Tasty Ballsack.

  5. Susan "Best Vertical Leap" Adams

    October 7, 2010 at 7:36 pm

    Make it through…. Yawn…. so boredom.

  6. Chris Ladera

    July 3, 2011 at 1:22 pm

    Hahah Just saw this on NBA TV.. thats so funny!! I can’t believe this is still airing… I had to see if anyone made a big deal…

  7. Paolo X

    July 4, 2011 at 9:47 am

    +1 to Hernia for the expose` on being an equal opportunity offender LOL!

    Anyone else hoping the NBA stays locked out for at least TWO seasons?

    Until Stern goes, the NBA cannot but help just suck and has never been the same since the refereeing scandal that started about 10 years ago.

    Let’s give it up for another FUCK THE NBA and FUCK ESPN all!

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