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Joe Maddon rumored to be pissed about the umpiring

Joe Maddon hates fucking umpiring

We're guessing that along with the giant, emphatic "FUCK!" about to fly out of Maddon's mouth, an explosion of fire and an actual Devil Ray will be close behind.

*Thanks to Matty B. for the pic*


  1. Bend It Like Beckerman

    October 7, 2010 at 5:45 pm

    Either a FUCK will fly out of his mouth, or an Earth-shattering FART from his ass.

    Taking all bets!!

  2. Bob's Blitz

    October 7, 2010 at 6:07 pm

    Why is it rumored? He looks really really pissed in that picture. We’d call this one confirmed.

    Can you edit headlines?

    You are welcome.

  3. c12mm

    October 8, 2010 at 2:53 am

    An impulse is shock the world

  4. Bobby Cox

    October 8, 2010 at 10:07 am

    You think YOU’VE got it bad, Maddon?

    My team already can’t hit, and then THIS:

    Out by a mile, Blue! But he scores the only run in the damn game!!

  5. Enduro

    October 8, 2010 at 10:25 am


  6. Orion Q. Pickletickle

    October 8, 2010 at 11:39 am

    Joe Maddon was so awesome in “Falling Down.”

  7. TheSportsHernia

    October 8, 2010 at 11:53 am

    He’s going in for an awkward kiss. Don’t make fun of Maddon’s unusual O-Face.

  8. Da Gusha

    October 8, 2010 at 9:19 pm

    Dear Bobby Cox:

    I grew up in the South. I watched a LOT of Braves games. I was a Braves fan. I am aware that Bobby Cox and the Braves have been classy as hell about the whole thing, but FUCK your inbred dickhole fans. The Giants have had exactly one lucky break in the last, oh, fifty years. The Braves got lucky breaks and bounces and homer calls and Tom Glavine’s Magical Expanding Strike Zone every day and twice on Sunday. I think I heard the term “little looper” about five billion times in my childhood. IF ANY Braves fan dares bitch or whine about “bad luck” or “bad umpiring”, they are advised to turn in their fan card, because the Giants simply made a withdrawal on their Karma Account, which has been accruing compound interest for their entire 128-year history. The Braves are seriously overdrawn on that particular account and are facing some heavy fees. And NO, we are not even for 1993, when you traded for Fred McGriff. Again, I would like to reiterate, fuck you.

  9. Bobby Cox

    October 9, 2010 at 8:44 pm

    We’re supposed to be happy about winning ONE title in 14 straight playoff trips? Glavine’s strike zone got us ONE title, in a 1-0 game no less!!

    Welcome to Atlanta: ONE title in 50 YEARS!!!

    Fuck you in the butt, and I would reiterate, in the butt. Hard.

    PS: save your inbred jokes for those small towns in NorCal, Atlanta is a CITY. In the middle of the wilderness, sure, but a goddamn CITY nonetheless!

  10. swift kick in the balls

    October 9, 2010 at 8:47 pm

    I’m fairly certain that’s Scott Van Pelt, when he still had hair on his head, as well as on his nards.

  11. bombermanNY

    October 9, 2010 at 8:59 pm

    There were 3 HUGE blown calls so far in the Division Series games, and the SF-ATL call was pretty obvious. Only a Giants fan would talk about “karma” and question anyone’s fan card, much less an Atlanta fan (they cheer for winners, and their teams don’t win; simple, huh?). Atlanta really hasn’t had shit to cheer about, so really, just shut the fuck up about them, and worry more about losing the next two games at their ghetto stadium. If the gods wanted SF to win at baseball, there wouldn’t have been an earthquake in 1989. And maybe SF would have won a damn game when it mattered. Oops, must be “karma” again.

    All you bitches can watch the World Series live from the Bronx from the comfort of your damn couches. No need to thank us.

  12. tamtam

    October 9, 2010 at 10:54 pm

    Get your matches ready. This is gonna be EPIC!!

  13. Bobby Cox

    October 10, 2010 at 9:16 pm


  14. 8004321000

    October 18, 2010 at 12:51 pm

    We need camera playbacks!!

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