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NFL retiree Warren Sapp spotted in South Beach

Serena Williams is actually Warren Sapp

The gold chain accents attached to the bikini top are without question a ballsy statement – particularly for a retired NFL defensive end sporting a weave – but we suppose not even the bravest soul would dare question the risque top to someone who could box out Shaq.  The pink champagne coolie is a nice touch though, as it shows off Sapp's tender side.  Still, a bit muted compared to his last getup in Miami.

17 Comments

  1. Orion Q. Pickletickle

    October 6, 2010 at 2:31 pm

    Man, I’d fuck the SHIT out of Warren Sapp.

    (Hey, I think I just introduced a new sentence to the English language!)

  2. Bill

    October 6, 2010 at 2:56 pm

    WOW r u kidding me? Warren Sapp? im sorry i dont see the comparison or the humor…..thats a woman for a real man…… short D*ck bamas need not apply

  3. TheSportsHernia

    October 6, 2010 at 3:00 pm

    Agreed, Dwight Freeney would have been more fair.

  4. Orion Q. Pickletickle

    October 6, 2010 at 3:18 pm

    Guess you didn’t see the title, either.

    I saw the humor, I just disagree with Hernia’s stance on this one. Red beans and rice didn’t miss her!

  5. Orion Q. Pickletickle

    October 6, 2010 at 3:21 pm

    I should probably disclose that I once dated a girl just shy of 6′ who had 54″ hips, so Serena’s dainty little tuchus doesn’t intimidate me one bit. I’m all about the snu-snu.

  6. ac

    October 6, 2010 at 4:17 pm

    Haters will hate but damn! Not all men want a skinny woman with no curves, 5th grade boobs, and ironing board syndrome!!! Serena is a WOMAN, a grown ass WOMAN! If ya like toothpick chicks, cool thats you, but from the back I would without a doubt give her the best 12 seconds she ever had!!!!!!!!

  7. TheSportsHernia

    October 6, 2010 at 4:20 pm

    She was 5’3″, wasn’t she? I knew it was you, Sir Mix-a-Lot.

  8. SamShogun

    October 6, 2010 at 5:31 pm

    Haters…

  9. TheSportsHernia

    October 6, 2010 at 5:35 pm

  10. Orion Q. Pickletickle

    October 6, 2010 at 6:14 pm

    My life is a better place because that gif exists.

  11. Orion Q. Pickletickle

    October 6, 2010 at 6:18 pm

    Boy I got a def posse, you got a bunch of dudes.

  12. Kitchen

    October 6, 2010 at 6:31 pm

    Whats a snu snu?

  13. Orion Q. Pickletickle

    October 6, 2010 at 7:01 pm

    Google search is so damn hard, isn’t it?

  14. Mr Tumnus

    October 6, 2010 at 7:05 pm

    I feel ya.

  15. kiiimiko

    October 9, 2010 at 8:16 am

    You are ridiculous!

  16. tamtam

    October 9, 2010 at 10:40 pm

    ROFLMAO

  17. Jimmy Football

    October 13, 2010 at 10:44 am

    Fat girls just aren’t sexy.

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