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Tony Reali nails “Metrosexual/Mad Men/Jersey Boys/Chelsea Pony Boy” look

Tony reali suddenly realizes who he is

Pardon The Interuption's Tony Reali was kind enough to unveil his daring new "Metro-sexual/Mad Men/Jersey Boys/Pony Boy" look yesterday on ESPN.  While we're certainly appreciative of his bizarre journey back in time, there were some glaring issues.

Errors and Omissions

Errors: Use of toxic hair gel; Neglecting to look in mirror

Omissions: White t-shirt, black leather jacket, Soda Pop, Dallie, Pony Boy, the rest of the Greasers, and quite obviously, Tobias Wolf.

Tony reali on the set of Jersey Boys

Bonus points to Tony Kornheiser for calling him Ed Grimley.

Tony reali air keyboard


  1. Enduro

    October 19, 2010 at 3:46 pm

    I so want to see Reali and Andrew Siciliano in a cage match.

    Isn’t there a way SH can partner with TBL and make this a Reali-ty? (that was horribly lame, but necessary)

  2. Sports Betting System

    October 19, 2010 at 8:46 pm

    I saw that do on PTI yesterday. I think he’d give himself some negative points on Around the horn for that look.

  3. Max

    October 20, 2010 at 5:06 am

    Hi,i’m from italy and i love to surf the web discovering new sites in this niche.
    Thank you very much for yor work,to your success!!

  4. Upstate Underdog

    October 20, 2010 at 8:51 am

    Stay gold, Pony Boy.

  5. tamtam

    October 22, 2010 at 11:36 pm

    I haven’t read that book since 7th Grade.

    Is S.E Hinton still alive?

  6. Chen

    October 23, 2010 at 3:46 pm

    Haha I missed this, Love Reali

  7. Paolo X

    November 13, 2010 at 10:54 pm

    Whatever his deal, he’s a douchebag just like about all the ESPN and New York media types. Fuck them.

  8. tamtam

    November 15, 2010 at 2:14 pm


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