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Cleveland’s Peyton Hillis has never…


… Eaten a vegetable

… Done cardio at the gym

… Felt remorse for giving a wedgie

… Been discreet about farting

… Looked at a flower that didn't immediately die

… Listened to anything but Nu-Metal

… Lost in full contact Beirut

… Stopped pretending he's the blue guy in Contra

… Gone to bed without saying a prayer to the Ultimate Warrior


  1. Jimmy Football

    November 9, 2010 at 10:49 pm

    Instant 1000 points for mentioning Contra.

  2. ForWhomJayBellTolls

    November 10, 2010 at 3:20 am

    Failed to stomach-punch Bald Bull when he does his bull charge….

    (must keep with the Nintendo theme always)

  3. ForWhomJayBellTolls

    November 10, 2010 at 2:03 pm

    Cried. EVER.

  4. tamtam

    November 10, 2010 at 2:10 pm

    …consulted with Tom Brady’s hairstylist

  5. Paolo X

    November 13, 2010 at 11:08 pm

    …been brokenhearted because he tried to shit but only farted.

    …apologised for running accidentally into any given douchebag in public.

    …auditioned for a Gillette commercial.

    …apologised for borrowing some poor dude’s girlfriend for a night.

    …failed to kick the ass of any wus he ever met.

    …been regular.

    Seriously he’s the 8th-best back in the league now with quite the list in front of him …he’s for real despite all the haters and being part of the Browns with no love lost from Denver who traded him.

  6. tamtam

    November 15, 2010 at 2:16 pm

    Welcome back, Paolo!

    Long time no post.

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