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Hilton Armstrong becomes latest victim of SportsCenter laser beam

SportsCenter laser beam claims another pro athlete
[enlarge at your own risk]

After a closer look, it appears ESPN has combined the very basics of the Contra Laser with the covenient, all-too-familiar characteristics of the Spread gun.

Wholeheartedly approve.

One Comment

  1. Football, Officially More Important Than Your Wife

    December 2, 2010 at 10:14 pm

    The Fireball is for pussies, but don’t let that Laser near anyone’s nards.

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