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Report: This man exists

Cardinals fan Derek Anderson meltdown
Gotta be honest here, we're a bit taken aback by this fan's seemingly unbreakable spirit considering the score reads 27-6, so we'll go easy on the happy-go-lucky fella and not mention the fact that he's definitely related to Warren from There's Something About Mary.

The safe guess is that he initially put the helmet on as a kid and has not been able to take it off since.

8 Comments

  1. Jason

    November 30, 2010 at 1:03 pm

    Have you seen my baseball?

  2. tino

    December 1, 2010 at 6:57 am

    for your health

  3. Mike

    December 1, 2010 at 9:51 am

    Sorry, that is actually Mike Golic.

  4. tamtam

    December 2, 2010 at 8:08 pm

    Morton Anderson’s long-lost twin!

  5. Your Mom

    December 2, 2010 at 10:17 pm

    Son, I sucked this guy’s cock in ’74.

  6. Authentic Jerseys

    December 5, 2010 at 11:16 pm

    Morton Anderson’s little brother, just a bundle of laughs!

  7. Physical Therapy Supplies

    December 7, 2010 at 5:58 am

    Having a clear picture. Thanks for showing. Thanks.

  8. Paolo X

    December 8, 2010 at 2:09 pm

    “The safe guess is that he initially put the helmet on as a kid and has not been able to take it off since.”

    Excellent and correct Hernia!

    Furthermore akin to those bojack losers who peaked in high school, this poor guy peaked back in his days on the short bus.

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