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Tony Parker files for divorce as wife morphs into beaver
- Updated: November 16, 2010
We're not 100% positive just yet, but our entertainment source has just leaked that in addition to the Eva-Tony split, Miss Longoria is also being connected to a string of violent mole-gnawings that have struck downtown Los Angeles over the past several weeks. More to come as the information trickles in, but while we're here, we might as well go on record and say that her next logical mate will be hunky announcer, Ken Rosensquirrel.
UPDATE: There's apparently no divorce; for now. But there is a beaver.
UPDATE #2: There is a divorce, and there's also a distraught beaver.