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Blake Griffin sexually assaulted during latest dunk
- Updated: December 2, 2010
Since the heartless suspect was described as invisible, there are no leads thus far and it could very well turn out that Blake Griffin just enjoys making the increasingly popular "brutal bellyflop/dead boxer" face.
Or are we completely full of shit and he's simply being blown backwards by one of those indoor parachute simulators?
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