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Blake Griffin sexually assaulted during latest dunk

Blake Griffin dunks

Since the heartless suspect was described as invisible, there are no leads thus far and it could very well turn out that Blake Griffin just enjoys making the increasingly popular "brutal bellyflop/dead boxer" face.

Or are we completely full of shit and he's simply being blown backwards by one of those indoor parachute simulators?

[via Harry How/Getty Images]


  1. Bob's Blitz

    December 2, 2010 at 6:40 pm

    Ah, thought that read Blake Lively

  2. Paolo X

    December 8, 2010 at 2:06 pm

    “Brutal bellyflop/dead boxer” face? Disappointing reference — more like a constipated power dump face.

    But hey it’s the NBA anyway who cares about such spentatainment?

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