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Tony Dungy confirms role of Spock’s creepy uncle in next Star Trek

Tony Dungy sent from outer space

Ever since rumors began swirling a few weeks ago regarding Tony Dungy's inevitable outer space destiny, word has it – via our NBC Sunday Night Football mole – that it's gotten progressively heated on the set between miniature Jedi Knight, Bob Costas and the former Colts head coach who now primarily excels at staring directly through your soul.

If we know Costas, and we think we do, don't be the least bit surprised to see the deceptively competitive squirrel finally complete his Skywalker getup by equipping himself with a light saber and, at some point, attempt to slice Tony Dungy's head off.

4 Comments

  1. mak

    December 9, 2010 at 11:42 am

    Seems like you’ve got your “Star Trek” and “Star Wars” mixed up. But Dungy definitely looks like a Vulcan.

  2. TheSportsHernia

    December 9, 2010 at 12:06 pm

    No, that’s precisely why there’s a beef between the two.

    Think, mak, think.

  3. mak

    December 9, 2010 at 2:20 pm

    Think? No! That makes my head hurt!

  4. ryan

    December 13, 2010 at 3:18 am

    live long and prosperous

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