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Roger Clemens shows up for court appearance dressed as mystifying moron

Roger Clemens court appearance DC looks like assclown

As expected, Roger Clemens arrived for his court appearance in Washington, D.C. this past Wednesday afternoon dressed in a sinus headache-inducing, pinstripe suit complete with tinfoil tie. 

The cagey look was said to be a not-so-subtle nod to garment antagonist Craig Sager, talking horse Shannon Sharpe, and several retired WWF managers.  Sadly, the Rocket's reasoning behind the thoughtful fashion tribute will likely remain unknown forever.


  1. bigjf

    December 11, 2010 at 10:39 am

    The addition of that second chin might be a hint…

  2. Kevin

    December 11, 2010 at 9:07 pm

    Why do I get feeling that Clemens in gonna sleep with the fishes in the East River some day?

  3. tamtam

    December 12, 2010 at 3:54 pm


  4. ryan

    December 12, 2010 at 9:30 pm

    he does kind of look like a cartoon vilan!

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