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Al Davis would like your corneas to burn like a raging volcano
- Updated: January 19, 2011
We're guessing that even a freshly skinned, seething werewolf on the prowl for triumphant revenge would pale in comparison to what we have here with Oakland Raiders owner, Al Davis. It's like he "chose poorly" several times and repeatedly drank from the wrong grail.
Consider your eyeballs permanently raped.
[Previously: The Al Davis Face Attack]