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Al Davis would like your corneas to burn like a raging volcano

Al Davis awful insane crypt keeper

We're guessing that even a freshly skinned, seething werewolf on the prowl for triumphant revenge would pale in comparison to what we have here with Oakland Raiders owner, Al Davis.  It's like he "chose poorly" several times and repeatedly drank from the wrong grail. 

Consider your eyeballs permanently raped.

[Previously: The Al Davis Face Attack]


  1. putnamp

    January 19, 2011 at 4:33 pm

    If they’d only filmed Dune about 20 years later, they could’ve gone for a skinny Baron Harkkonen instead.

  2. Metsr1

    January 20, 2011 at 1:03 pm

    He looks like Homer Simpsons boss, Mr. Burns!

  3. TheSportsHernia

    January 20, 2011 at 4:03 pm

    He looks like beat up bacon.

  4. Paolo X

    January 20, 2011 at 8:57 pm

    Few know that Al Davis also was a swift castoff upon his audition for Lead Orc in “The Lord Of The Rings.”

  5. Joezap

    January 21, 2011 at 1:21 pm

    That’d scare the shit out of Freddy Krueger.

  6. tamtam

    January 23, 2011 at 10:17 pm


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