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Charlie Sheen puts onus on Hernia for latest bender
- Updated: January 28, 2011
Here's the latest from Sheen, who's certainly changed his tune since Wednesday night:
"Listen, if anyone knows how to party, it's me," Sheen said from his hospital bed. "I mean, Slash once told me that I needed to slow down. SLASH from GnFnR! That SLASH! But these Hernia guys… goddamnit… they're just on another level."
Extending an olive branch to Charlie Sheen that was bedazzled with 16 miniature plastic baggies and a few relatively light strippers appears to have backfired.