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Kim Kardashian’s ass is a celebration of hormones, boners specifically
- Updated: January 25, 2011
When Kim Kardashian's standin', eyes be glarin' and it's a full-on Boner Brigade, but we must note the major, astronomical eyeball foul on the gentleman in the green shirt who tragically missed out on the clothed money shot of his lifetime.
However, once the woman to his left – likely his girlfriend or wife – sees this photo, she'll have no choice but be devoted to his wang for the rest of her life, so there's that.
Additionally, we'd like to send a special shoutout to the woman at top left, who is quite obviously enjoying the sight of Kim's bulbous, divine victory of a booty. Her glowing enthusiasm certainly deserves to be noted and celebrated.