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Report: This man exists

Moronic Eagles fan
The face paint is awesome and the Eagles construction helmet is an artistic masterpiece, but the bandana around his voracious Greg "the Hammer" Valentine locks really vaults this man to the very top of Mt. Jackass. 

Kudos, good sir.

[via Yahoo via Chris Trotman/Getty Images]


  1. Paolo X

    January 17, 2011 at 10:38 pm

    Standard Operating Philly Douchebag

    Good thing I left that fuckin’ dump-ass of a town in the northernmost state of the Confederacy.

    (though to be fair I was lucky to meet a few solid folks there) .

  2. Pranoy

    January 18, 2011 at 8:43 am

    Looks like a typical Eagles fan to me… Of course, nothing tops the insanity that is the Black Hole
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