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Report: This man exists
- Updated: January 10, 2011
The face paint is awesome and the Eagles construction helmet is an artistic masterpiece, but the bandana around his voracious Greg "the Hammer" Valentine locks really vaults this man to the very top of Mt. Jackass.
Kudos, good sir.
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