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Carson Palmer offically retires, takes over as Yahoo’s chief of cybersecurity

Carson Palmer

Standing inside a computer screen all day long monitoring spam and electronic mail fraud still beats living in Cinicinatti and playing for the Bengals. 

Best of luck to Carson on his new endeavor.


  1. Paolo X

    February 5, 2011 at 2:05 pm

    Anyone who has truly worked private security knows that only those like the flakes and fags in San Francisco could come up with this depiction of a security guard — fuck Yahoo the web’s new home for “make-news”

  2. tamtam

    February 6, 2011 at 5:33 pm


    You’re ex-security, aren’t you?

  3. bigjf

    February 8, 2011 at 10:45 pm

    He’s not doing a very good job then. I’m averaging 20 Viagra emails a minute right now. Oh right, I requested that…oops.

  4. Paolo X

    February 10, 2011 at 7:35 am

    Yes amongst other experience, I have 8 years private security experience in three towns too. Some of that gets applied to what I do now. Sometimes the application is practical but also sometimes fun.

    Now I do more that is well outside of security, but sometimes for also fun I get to “patrol” about once a week.

    Also I don’t have to give second thought to dealing any given douchebag. Either I go away or if they stick around, they get the message after being terrified to be around me ever again once I hit “drill sergeant” or “cross-examining prosecutor” mode with them. Or they come around too as usual! 🙂

    We’re talking here even a few representatives even amongst the otherwise supposedly educated well into their 50s with family and kids too.

    I have stopped short of asking any of these dopes when was the second time they had to learn how to put their pants on though.

    And then once a few folks go unprofessional on me, they are either history like most of the time or they remain on my shitlist for future “ambush” as a matter of also community service. :p

    For example, getting a car towed is one of my favourite things to do that I don’t get to do enough of yet ha ha.

    Thankfully there are far fewer such douchebags down here in Florida than there were in Philadelphia or Washington DC and it’s a much better life now. 🙂

    I’m just starting to party on and up again like in Las Vegas some of the time. 🙂

    Keep the good posts coming Tamtam and others.

  5. tamtam

    February 10, 2011 at 8:35 pm

    Thank you, Paolo 🙂

    If you’re a man of faith, count your blessings now. Once those douchebags from Philly and DC get old and riddled with arthritis, they’re gonna come down to Florida and you’re gonna have to deal with them all over again.

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