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Celebrities at Super Bowl XLV almost appear to have decent time

Super Bowl John Madden Ashton Kutcher Emmitt Smith

From left to right we have Condoleezza Rice, who appears to engaged in some wild Super Bowl trivia banter, John Madden, who's lifelessly just discovered the various smiley emoticon options on his cell phone, George W. Bush and that Joker doll he's often seen with, and Emmitt Smith, who completely debacled the entire row with his dramatic ensemble.

Behind them are Catherine Zeta-Jones, Michael Douglas, a bored-as-fuck-wheres-the-pussy Ashton Kutcher, and seated directly behind him is the most depressed, sad little Cheesehead you'll ever see.

Though to be fair to the celebrities, the awkward plebeians standing below them appear to be equally lost and damaged.

[via Instant Replay]

One Comment

  1. Marv

    February 9, 2011 at 12:42 pm

    Emmitt is debacled by the former first lady’s robot legs

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