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Justin Bieber spotted at MSG scouting ass

Considering the young fella was at the Garden sitting next to Henrik Lundqvist aka King Hank, we would certainly expect him to have a keen eye for traffic-stopping ass.

Expect Bieber to chew up Derek Jeter's poon resume and spit it out like a flavor deficient Gobstopper all before the ripe age of eighteen.

[via Sports Crackle Pop]


  1. Larry Brown

    February 5, 2011 at 1:19 am

    I thought for sure this was going to be the Biebs staring at a dude …

  2. TheSportsHernia

    February 5, 2011 at 1:27 am

    Not since Charles Oakley porked all of the WNBA players in one night has a stare meant so much to the physical game.

  3. Paolo X

    February 5, 2011 at 2:03 pm

    Awww c’mon fuck the likes of Justin Bieber Hernia just focus on the hot asses please!

    Print more articles like “Ass presentation for fans” and leave it at that.

  4. Bob's Blitz

    February 5, 2011 at 2:30 pm

    And? He had it later…

  5. MAINEiac4434

    June 17, 2011 at 6:12 pm

    I, for one, am proud that The Sports Hernia is providing coverage to our courageous, young LGBT community members and…what? I’m sorry? You’re telling me it’s “Justin Bieber” not “Justine Bieber”? And it’s a HE? Well then.

  6. Yo Mama

    August 19, 2011 at 9:26 pm

    Who’s Justin Bieber? I only care about King Hank!!!

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