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NFL Executive VP valiantly keeping Neg-Burns spirit alive

NFL VP Jeff Pash negburns

This is Jeff Pash.  Jeff's an executive vice president in the NFL.  Jeff's also quite obviously suffering from a scorching case of Neg-Burns. 

After a thorough examination, we're guessing the only way such a catastrophic look could have possibly happened was through his own doing. 

No human being ends up with Neg-Burns like this unless they hop into a barber's chair, hand over this Jose Canseco baseball card and say, "make this shit happen."

[via Yahoo]

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