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Denver Nuggets huddle inadvertently solves 14 different mysteries

Denver Nuggets tattoo huddle is educational

– Location of El Dorado

– Secret of the Great Pyramids

– Thorough explanation of what the fuck was going on in the 80s

– Sam Cassell's birthplace

– Ingredients to Jonathan Antin's "Dirt"

– The phone number to Hubie Brown's acclaimed stylist

– The official reason why there was never a sequel to "Clifford"

– Names of the select few who actually beat Mike Tyson's Punchout

– Location of Uncle Leo's rogue eyebrows

– Address of Sweetchuck's lamp store

– Full names of the last 5 men to coach the Atlanta Hawks

– The Contra code that activates The Bushwackers

– The current whereabouts of Walt

– Passcode for a free night at Soda Popinski's brothel

[Photo via Yahoo NBA]

One Comment

  1. ForWhomJayBellTolls

    March 6, 2011 at 3:52 am

    Thank you, Denver Nuggets. Now I know who my real father is. It’s none of the people pictured here. 🙁

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