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Report: Majority of Big East coaches are mob bosses
- Updated: March 9, 2011
According to our mole at the Big East tournment, the "message" from the coaches to the NCAA Committee went as follows:
"You like dancin? Try dancin after we throw your fuckin foot in a vice. Put 11 of our teams in! Capiche?!"
Additionally, everyone in Manhattan is afraid to walk by Sparks this week.