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Report: Majority of Big East coaches are mob bosses

Big east coaches in deep with mafia

According to our mole at the Big East tournment, the "message" from the coaches to the NCAA Committee went as follows:

"You like dancin?  Try dancin after we throw your fuckin foot in a vice.  Put 11 of our teams in!  Capiche?!"

Additionally, everyone in Manhattan is afraid to walk by Sparks this week.

7 Comments

  1. New York Basketball Courts

    March 9, 2011 at 12:49 pm

    Haha I just watched goodfellas last night, thats such a good movie.

  2. ButtersBC

    March 9, 2011 at 1:35 pm

    Jay Wright spends too much on suits to not deserve the exclusion here

    Buzz Williams would make a nice mob enforcer: http://i.cdn.turner.com/si/2010/images/03/08/buzz-williams.jpg

  3. s1rweeze

    March 9, 2011 at 2:16 pm

    This is friggin awesome, one of my favorite posts ever

  4. Enduro

    March 9, 2011 at 3:23 pm

    Hey guys, maybe you fellas can, like, go a little easier on the hair oil. Then, ya know, maybe we won’t have to invade so many other countries. Just that, well, you got people carpooling and driving hybrids and bicycles and whatnot. That shit ain’t fun. Maybe you fellas can switch to synthetic. You know, for the planet and stuff.

  5. Upstate Upstate

    March 9, 2011 at 3:58 pm

    Looks like they all enjoy capicola and provolone sandwiches.

  6. Ullr Bugaj

    March 11, 2011 at 12:32 pm

    Jay Wright definitely missing here. Granted, his grease and suit are very Dom Draper, but still…

    It’s like the good ole’ days of the Big East, with Big John, Looie, and Rollie! The glory days of star coaches are back!

  7. Paolo X

    March 11, 2011 at 10:14 pm

    Not bad but needs a few more “ya’s” and “duh’s” and “won’s” and “udder’s” — whatnot is not allowed though.

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