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Update: Dennys Reyes now considering eating Luis Tiant
- Updated: March 10, 2011
The big fella just isn't too sure how a 70 year old man might taste, and would of course need to run it by his tag team partner, Adrian Gonzalez.
An El Guapo-led intervention is scheduled for tomorrow morning, though it's expected to be serious for no more than five minutes, as the two beasts are known to engage in playful fajita slap fights.