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New York Knicks unveil worst t-shirt ever

NY Knicks awful rings shirt
For a franchise that hasn't finished above .500 in the last decade and one that currently sits just two games above breaking even, it's kind of a strange product to be selling.  It's also uglier than Popeye Jones.

This piece of shit can be all yours for just $19.99.

[via @dignan1973 & Bob's Blitz]


  1. kiiimiko

    April 9, 2011 at 9:04 am

    Worst? Ugliest? Pathetic? Sounds perfect for Paolo! (lol I’m just fucking around… maybe) Seriously though, $20 is ridiculous for towel used wipe up baby barf.

    ps- “Knicks Orange” is fairly similar to Hernia’s page background…

  2. Paolo X

    April 9, 2011 at 10:52 am

    Ha ha …as a Pacers fan of yore, there is no amount of good one can do with a Knicks T-shirt except perhaps those obnoxious Knicks fan fucks wiping their asses with them.

    Good catch on the website background Kiiimiko, but I think Hernia’s a shade off and more like Clemson or Syracuse or Cleveland.

    It must have been a slow week, as the site needs more goofs and hot chicks with “Warren Sapp” as an awful follow-on after spicy, sexy Kelly.

  3. Enduro

    April 10, 2011 at 2:44 am

    They’re marketing it to long-term coma sufferers and ex-cons who served their entire sentence in solitary confinement. And POW’s.

  4. kiiimiko

    April 11, 2011 at 8:02 am

    Pacers fan huh? Hows Mike Dunleavy Jr and Tyler Hansbrough doing for ya? You guys take “Hick From French Lick” to a new level. (I’d like to note I’m a big Larry Bird fan too)

  5. Paolo X

    April 11, 2011 at 9:26 am

    No doubt is the awful Pacers draft history, except for a few gems like Reggie Miller who was the man in our only real era of primetime game, the Pacers suck at making draft picks. I

    I’m well on record from my bygone days over at TBL along with many others on that Tyler Hansbrough bullshit that I called out in 2008 that he would suck in the NBA, but oh no in Indiana you could not tell them any different.

    I’m not sure if the Godfather over there is still in love with him or not, but no matter he’s probably in love with some other lame college basketball star by now.

    It’s not hard to figure out any more that if it is not a college underclassmen coming out by the sophomore year, the player is not NBA material and a third-world basketball player behind the international leagues. I guess in Indiana and in some other places they are still confused about that point.

    But hey the NBA sucks major ass now more than ever anyway and will so long as Stern remains in charge.

  6. Paolo X

    April 11, 2011 at 9:30 am

    That’s a bit offensive when you consider most of those wearing that garbage are just your average lame-ass New York City metro douchebags who can do nothing but bask in the glory of Spike Lee and Willis Reed all the time. Many are fans of “Just For Men” now too.

  7. jeff

    April 11, 2011 at 3:24 pm

    You do know that these shirts were made for EVERY NBA that has one at least one title. The Knicks really don’t have anything to do with this..

  8. kiiimiko

    April 11, 2011 at 6:05 pm

    “New York City metro douchebags”

    So, like he said, ex-cons.

  9. kiiimiko

    April 11, 2011 at 6:06 pm

    The more you know *rainbow*

  10. Paolo X

    April 11, 2011 at 8:21 pm

    Yeah no kidding Mr. Rainbow likely Knicks fan. If you like the shirt so much as to defend it here, go buy yourself one and wipe your ass with it if you don’t wear that ugly fuckin’ shirt.

  11. MAINEiac4434

    June 17, 2011 at 5:47 pm

    I might buy this just to be ironic. [/hipster]

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