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Pittsburgh Pirates pronounced dead at 130

Due to a severe lack of human communication and a general decaying interest in throwing and hitting baseballs, the Pittsburgh Pirates passed away earlier this morning at the lofty age of 130.  According to several members of the visiting San Francisco Giants who first reported the death, the Pirates were found on the clubhouse floor next to a still-rocking rocking chair and two Andy Van Slyke baseball cards.  Two seprate coroner's reports have both claimed that the Pirates may have been dead for over five years.

Funeral services will reportedly not be scheduled until someone gives a shit.

[via TBL]


  1. tamtam

    April 28, 2011 at 12:19 am

    May the team that was the epitome baseball boobery rot in peace at long last

  2. Enduro

    May 1, 2011 at 10:36 am

    Wow. Andy Van Slyke. That brings back memories.

    That dude’s 87 Topps card had to be the most common in the whole set. Well done Hernia, well done.

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