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Warren Sapp remains addicted to sunning self in South Beach
- Updated: April 18, 2011
According to our tireless staff of adept researchers, Warren Sapp's mountainous ass is roughly the equivalent size of 9 exercise balls, 21 globes, 39 basketballs, 3,011 tennis balls, 4,238 golf balls, 4,815 ping pong balls, 11,001 marbles, and can impressively function as a comfy parking space for the world famous Oscar Meyer Weinermobile.
For more pictures that will leave your mouth agape and your dong scurrying for the hills, head on over to Daily Mail and The Superficial.
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