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Warren Sapp remains addicted to sunning self in South Beach

 

Serena Williams is actually Warren Sapp

According to our tireless staff of adept researchers, Warren Sapp's mountainous ass is roughly the equivalent size of 9 exercise balls, 21 globes, 39 basketballs, 3,011 tennis balls, 4,238 golf balls, 4,815 ping pong balls, 11,001 marbles, and can impressively function as a comfy parking space for the world famous Oscar Meyer Weinermobile.

For more pictures that will leave your mouth agape and your dong scurrying for the hills, head on over to Daily Mail and The Superficial.

9 Comments

  1. Bob's Blitz

    April 18, 2011 at 6:16 pm

    Why? Why would you do this to your subjects?

  2. Enduro

    April 18, 2011 at 6:47 pm

    Please stop. Seriously, Bob’s Blitz is right. I’m starting to feel like you’re punking us with these pics.

    (though I do give you credit for tastefully going with “self” and not “itself” in the headline)

  3. TheSportsHernia

    April 18, 2011 at 7:18 pm

    Why? Why would you do this to your subjects?

    If Serena Sapp goes #1 in the draft, these posts will be an SEO dream. It’s just that simple,.

  4. Paolo X

    April 18, 2011 at 9:40 pm

    Oy vey Hernia! Methinks you now are a regular over at Round and Brown too?

  5. ForWhomJayBellTolls

    April 19, 2011 at 5:07 am

    We can only begin to speculate as to why the person pictured bottom left is holding his/her nose

  6. Bob's Blitz

    April 19, 2011 at 9:12 am

    This would have been Jimmy the Greek’s dream.

  7. Enduro

    April 19, 2011 at 11:04 am

    I have a feeling the gentleman behind Sapp in the all-black has never been described as “scrappy.”

  8. Paolo X

    April 27, 2011 at 9:28 am

    But what about “heady” or “gritty” or “reminds me of Kurt Rambis” and so forth?

    Or perhaps rather if in the other direction, “smooove,” or “deceptively athletic for his size,” or “reminds me of Charles Barkley” (or Julius Peppers) etc?

    /Compliments Of The American Library Of Subliminal Sportscasting

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