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ESPN’s SportsCenter, where jerking off squirrels happens
- Updated: May 16, 2011
Jerking off squirrels, "Ben Roethliscock" … yeah, it's painfully clear what's been known for years: There is nothing to do in Bristol, Connecticut.
ESPN employees should most certainly not be blamed for frequently feaking out and humping one another, they should be applauded.