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ESPN’s SportsCenter, where jerking off squirrels happens

Jerking off squirrels, "Ben Roethliscock" … yeah, it's painfully clear what's been known for years: There is nothing to do in Bristol, Connecticut. 

ESPN employees should most certainly not be blamed for frequently feaking out and humping one another, they should be applauded.


  1. Paolo X

    May 16, 2011 at 10:53 pm

    Great post Hernia great catch!

    And wow she said “jerked him off” with such zest like she knew damn well what she was talking about too.

    Is the “ESPN – The Porno” audition coming up?

  2. denzcasa84

    May 17, 2011 at 1:22 am

    LOL!!! Great Piece.

  3. tamtam

    May 20, 2011 at 9:31 pm

    I’m surprised it wasn’t produced sooner

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