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Kris Humphries surges ahead in Hernia 2011 MVP Race

Kim Kardashian bikini wow

Remember folks, this romantic duo of Kris Humphries and Kim Kardashian is basically the equivalent of former Bucks and Clippers standout forward, Brad Lohaus steamrolling Christie Brinkley like a runaway Zamboni on a nightly basis. 

So don't just give this man a hand, give this ass sorcerer a well deserved standing ovation from hilltop, to rooftop, to muffintop.

[via DailyMail]

3 Comments

  1. Basketball Hoops

    May 4, 2011 at 3:02 pm

    Lucky Lucky LUCKY Man!

  2. Paolo X

    May 4, 2011 at 9:11 pm

    This ass coverage sure beats Hernia’s recent binge on the round and brown yet fat.

    I’m hoping this starts a new hot round healthy ass binge for him too.

  3. Paolo X

    May 25, 2011 at 8:11 am

    We’ve waited all month for more hot ass on this site like the above damnit.

    Farts, uncoordinated white people, mocked stereotypes, photo goofs, bashing ESPN, and just plain douchebag expose`s are great, but now we demand more hot ass Hernia.

    Here’s a bizarre video with cheesy narration and subpar production by someone very famous, but it has some good (and non-porno) hot ass in it for your consumption to tide you over in the meantime:
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uerFZ2Z42nc

    Dick Enberg would give it two “Oh My!”s.

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