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Kris Humphries surges ahead in Hernia 2011 MVP Race
- Updated: May 3, 2011
Remember folks, this romantic duo of Kris Humphries and Kim Kardashian is basically the equivalent of former Bucks and Clippers standout forward, Brad Lohaus steamrolling Christie Brinkley like a runaway Zamboni on a nightly basis.
So don't just give this man a hand, give this ass sorcerer a well deserved standing ovation from hilltop, to rooftop, to muffintop.