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NBA suspends Bynum 5 games for displaying bizarre fat-muscle-boobs
- Updated: May 11, 2011
Prior to Andrew Bynum's jersey-less moment in leaving the court during Game 4 in Dallas, we had thought (or assumed, rather) that the two possibilities for a man were either Mickeltits or pecks, but it appears we have discovered the first set of muscly fat boobs, previously seen only on the torsos of G.I. Joe figures.
Disclaimer: In the thoughtful interest of your eyeballs, we have opted not to use the topless Bynum photo because corneas nationwide are still recovering from the Mark Cuban photo.