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NY Daily News dead set on bringin’ you the hard stuff
- Updated: May 17, 2011
That's right, on the cover of today's New York Daily News, we have a 'Best BBQ Recipe', the five-day old Posada story accompanied by a photo of the cranky catcher apparently smelling the recipe above his head, and some French boinkin'. To be fair, the sexual assault story involving IMF chief Strauss-Kahn is most certainly cover story material, but it's being sat on by a 40-year old catcher batting .165.
Tomorrow, in their quest to beat this story to death and then kill it again, expect a photoshopped cover of Posada in Andre the Giant's tarzan tights grappling with Brian Cashman, who we expect to be sporting Ric Flair's robe.