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Scottie Pippen’s Book of Opinions

Scottie_Pippen

On the heals of stating the LeBron James "may be better than Michael Jordan," the crafty Hernia Mole was able to get some excerpts from Scottie's forthcoming book, tentatively titled "Pippen's Opinions on Anything to Get Him a Broadcasting Gig and/or to Remind People He Was Also on the Bulls"  Here are some the highlights:

– Alonzo Mourning was a better all-around player than Bill Russell 

– RC Cola is superior to Coca-Cola

– George Clooney was the best Batman

– Madonna couldn't hold Lady Gaga's junk

– "Mobsters" was just a way better movie than "Goodfellas"

– Aqua Man would not be a phenomenal water polo player

Alice the Goon (from Popeye) was not his sister

– Something said in Spanish is inherently not funnier than something said in English

– "Ernest Goes to Jail" was more realistic than "Ernest Goes to Camp"

- Chex is inferior to Crispy Hexagons

 

15 Comments

  1. Dr. Jack

    May 28, 2011 at 9:32 pm

    RC Cola is pretty legit

  2. ForWhomJayBellTolls

    May 29, 2011 at 12:59 pm

    This hurts because I lived in Chicago from 1987-1997 and love this man. But this may be more unforgivable then the Kukoc debacle we all remember when he cried like a bitch because he didn’t get his card pulled. Let’s hammer this into the ground.

    Dwight Howard might be better at sports than the actual Superman.

    Soup served cold is superior to hot soup.

    Jay Leno may be the greatest Tonight Show host we’ve ever seen.

    The sandwiches at the Walmart Deli have surpassed Portillo’s Italian beef in the metro area in my mind.

    Nirvana got all the pub but The Screaming Trees really make an argument for the real musical greatness out of that area.

    Reggie Miller’s neck might be more intimidating to look at than Henry Rollins neck.

  3. Paolo X

    May 29, 2011 at 3:48 pm

    Right, and a subscription to Playboy magazine is still way better than free quality internet porn videos and stills like on keezmovies.com and Nudography …whatever Scottie.

  4. Paolo X

    May 29, 2011 at 3:51 pm

  5. Marv

    May 30, 2011 at 4:08 pm

    This hurts the most: “The sandwiches at the Walmart Deli have surpassed Portillo’s Italian beef in the metro area in my mind.”

  6. tamtam

    May 30, 2011 at 10:42 pm

    Agreed. That is painful to think about

  7. denzcasa84

    May 31, 2011 at 5:03 am

    His Airness will always be the Best for me.

  8. Gambling Rob

    May 31, 2011 at 9:14 am

    Well, I like to watch him play quality basketball, but seriously, is anybody going to pay for this junk?? I know I’m not!

  9. MAINEiac4434

    June 17, 2011 at 5:32 pm

    Pierce Brosnan has surpassed Sean Connery as the greatest Bond ever.

  10. Jenifer

    August 24, 2012 at 3:49 am

    This is agreat point to bring up. I offer the thoughts above as general inspiration but clearly there are questions like theone you bring up where the most important thing will be working in honest good faith.

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    December 21, 2012 at 2:35 am

    good !

  12. hot asians

    December 21, 2012 at 2:37 am

    – Alonzo Mourning was a better all-around player than Bill Russell

    – RC Cola is superior to Coca-Cola

    – George Clooney was the best Batman

    – Madonna couldn’t hold Lady Gaga’s junk

    – “Mobsters” was just a way better movie than “Goodfellas”

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