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Florida Marlins slowly beginning to pique fan interest

Florida Marlins attendance is atrocious

Our source in Miami, who was seated just to the right of where the photographer cropped his photograph, claims to have heard a mouse pissing on a cotton ball as well as a heated argument between two drivers that took place outside the stadium. 

If you plan on attending an upcoming Marlins game, you're full of shit.

[via Yahoo via Marc Serota/Getty Images]

2 Comments

  1. Paolo X

    June 10, 2011 at 12:16 pm

    FOS? I think not only is Hernia correct but he actually provides evidence!

    Do you see what I see in this photo?

    See if you can spot the three seats replaced because like Hernia said, those three people who attended a prior Marlins game who sat there were …

  2. tamtam

    June 14, 2011 at 11:13 pm

    Shocking! People actually go to Marlins games!

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