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- Updated: June 9, 2011
Our source in Miami, who was seated just to the right of where the photographer cropped his photograph, claims to have heard a mouse pissing on a cotton ball as well as a heated argument between two drivers that took place outside the stadium.
If you plan on attending an upcoming Marlins game, you're full of shit.