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Ohio State students rumored to be lonely, stupid, unintentionally hilarious
- Updated: June 6, 2011
Students at Ohio State recently marched to the doorstep of Jim Tressel's house to conduct a rally for the disgraced football coach that included a surreal sing-and-cheer that only a mouth full of shrooms might be able to make sense of.
Dont these people go to Ohio State? Aren't drugs, kegs and tits basically falling out of trees and leaping from rooftop to rooftop?
Even if the only three options in Columbus were to get high, suck on sorority nip or hang out with a 58-year-old man and his wife, it appears thousands of lost souls have managed to shove the decision-making pyramid directly up their assholes.