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Dolphins cornerback Al Harris apparently aging in Elway years

Al Harris is not Al Harris

We don't know who this man is but it's definitely not Miami Dolphins cornerback Al Harris.  Al Harris would never depart from his dreads.  Even if he were to go bald, he would simply purchase a custom dreads toupee from Marv Albert's critically acclaimed toupee parlor.

Following some intense "research" into the respective coaching staffs of the Washington Redskins and Arizona Cardinals, we were unable to find this man.  Yes, there are other teams that have red in their color scheme, but no, we will not pursue this mystery because it would require us to care. Thus, he remains a mystery, though the guess is that his name is in fact Al, making this error by ESPN the result of a lazy image search on Getty.

[via ESPN]


  1. thatssotaguchi

    June 24, 2011 at 2:22 pm

    Perhapds during all of that free time Al Harris encountered a succubus who maintains her youth by feeding upon his. She obviously is making him happy.

  2. Paolo X

    June 24, 2011 at 6:19 pm

    Who is this man you ask?

    Multiple Choice:

    A) The real-life inspiration for Cleveland of Family Guy
    B) An uncle who only shows up at family reunions, but no one is sure or cares whose uncle it is
    C) A castoff from the auditions for Just For Men to replace Walt “Clyde” Frazier
    D) A castoff from the auditions for Bosley hair transplants the same day
    E) All of the above

  3. tamtam

    June 26, 2011 at 12:55 am

    I pick B

  4. atanu

    June 27, 2011 at 1:16 am

    Lot’s of sports news here……….

  5. denzcasa84

    June 27, 2011 at 5:17 am

    I choose C. LOL

  6. TheSportsHernia

    June 28, 2011 at 7:54 pm


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