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Phillies & Cardinals play special charity game in Mordor

  Phillies Cardinals hell

We've been told my multiple sources, including the Hernia Orc, that everyone in the stands either looked like The Undertaker, Paul Bearer, Bilbo Baggins, Dildo Baggins or, you guessed it, an Orc. 

Despite confirmation, we're still convinced that someone is simply holding up a giant Bob Ross painting of not-so-happy little clouds.

One more pic of the disturbing scene after the jump.


[Photos via Yahoo via Getty]


  1. Paolo X

    June 23, 2011 at 2:25 pm

    LOL the Lord Of The Rings Inspiration is at hand! But you forgot to mention also those trolls from Philadelphia who look like that Gollum/Smeagol from that post before too.

  2. tamtam

    June 24, 2011 at 12:09 am


  3. denzcasa84

    June 24, 2011 at 5:05 am

    Evertime I visit your blog. It always brings tears to my eyes. I can’t stop laughing.

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    June 24, 2011 at 9:48 am

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  5. ThatsSoTaguchi

    June 24, 2011 at 2:23 pm

    That’s really just what St. Louis looks like.

  6. Paolo X

    June 25, 2011 at 12:32 pm

    Fuck off you douchebag faggot loser

  7. tamtam

    June 26, 2011 at 12:57 am

    So it’s true, then: St. Louis really is in Hell!

  8. tamtam

    June 28, 2011 at 12:23 am

    It’s just another spamming troll. Don’t bother wasting precious internet space over it

  9. Paolo X

    June 29, 2011 at 7:26 pm

    So if we were to tell Taguchi “Go to hell!” he could just reply, “Fuck off! I’m already there and I ain’t movin’!”?

  10. tamtam

    July 1, 2011 at 2:54 am

    True, but if you really wanted to flip him out, you could say “Go to Heaven!” Most people in Hell will never make it to Heaven, so I’d keep that in my book of jeers.

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