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Pittsburgh man commits to a life of celibacy

Steelers fan idiot

Among the things we'd prefer to do before ever shaving a professional sports team's logo, accompanying proper colors and all, into our head:

– Fight Drogo

– Do a cannonball into a McDonald's deep-fryer

– Drink a vodka-Ajax

– Aggressively chew on items in the Lost & Found bin

– Drive a bus directly into the Hudson River

– Conduct our daily lives like the Japanese Howard Cosell

– Watch "The View"

– Wear a jersey & tuck into our cargo shorts

One Comment

  1. New York Badminton Courts

    June 9, 2011 at 1:08 pm

    That is too funny! love watch the view… Great blog and awesome pic

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