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Exclusive: Hernia Reveals Possibilities of Rooney’s Hair Transplant

Wayne Rooney admitted Saturday he had undergone a hair transplant, the results of which the British soccer player said he would reveal on Monday. 

However, the ever-crafty Hernia mole has learned that Rooney selected one of following three options:

RooneyManilow
70s Barry Manilow


RooneyCorrdry
Young Version of Rob Corddry from "Hot Tub Time Machine"


RooneyKid

The always popular Hi-Top Fade 

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