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Beltran’s Milk Dud activates no-trade clause, will not report to San Francisco

Beltran mole Milk Dud

Being the selfish folks you've come to know, we're beyond delighted by this unexpected news as it means wild nights in New York with the Beltran Milk Dud are here to stay while at the same time, we bid a feverish farewell to Beltran and his Neg-Burns.  We hardly knew ye.

Beltran to the Giants? [The Big Lead]


  1. Tm

    July 28, 2011 at 3:10 pm

    Candy hasn’t been so important since the notorious Dr. Kramer’s Junior Mints procedure:

  2. Paolo X

    July 29, 2011 at 6:03 pm

    Great call on the junior mint too!

    Other obviously overlooked possibilities other than the milk dud or the junior mint:

    1) A dark brown M&M
    2) A raisinet
    3) A mini-whopper
    4) A milk-saturated cocoa puff
    5) Count Chocula’s incisor
    6) A milk-saturated cocoa pebble

  3. kiiimiko

    July 30, 2011 at 12:31 pm

    What the fuck is that?! I want to pop it off sooooo bad!

  4. kiiimiko

    August 3, 2011 at 11:27 pm


  5. tamtam

    August 5, 2011 at 2:51 am

    I’m shocked no one posted this sooner

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