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Pittsburgh Pirates in first place, Wayne’s World to hit theaters this Friday
- Updated: July 19, 2011
The last time the Pirates were in first place, vending machines in Pennsylvania only accepted coins and Ben Roethlisbeger was just a 10-year-old little shit growing up in Ohio, possibly pondering why he's been equipped with a gray penis.
Note: To be fair, 1992 was their last winning season not necessarily the last time they were in first place, but you get the point.
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