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Pittsburgh Pirates in first place, Wayne’s World to hit theaters this Friday

The Pirates are in first

The last time the Pirates were in first place, vending machines in Pennsylvania only accepted coins and Ben Roethlisbeger was just a 10-year-old little shit growing up in Ohio, possibly pondering why he's been equipped with a gray penis.

Note: To be fair, 1992 was their last winning season not necessarily the last time they were in first place, but you get the point.

[Screengrab via MLB]


  1. Basketball Goal

    July 19, 2011 at 6:18 pm

    That was um… very visual! Thank you?

  2. tamtam

    July 20, 2011 at 1:48 am

    Not for long! The Cardinals are gonna retake first place again. There’s no way in hell LaRussa will stand for being upstaged by the lowly Pirates. That’ll really do a number on his ego

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