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Report: This topless fan exists

Shirtless sports fan
Time for another memo to sports fans worldwide:

It's really quite simple.  No matter how unforgivably hot it gets this summer, even if your breasts could serve as actual burners to heat up your sausage and peppers, no one at the stadium is interested in seeing your nipples.  No one.

[via Yahoo]

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