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Steve Serby writes horniest column to date

Steve Serby's horny column

The New York Post’s Steve Serby has written his horniest, most homo-erotic column to date, a sprawling, tension filled romp based around the authoritatian/rebel relationship of Giants coach Tom Coughlin and jilted WR Plaxico Burress.  Sources say editors had to snatch the column from under Serby while he furiously humped the print-outs on the newsroom floor.

Serby immediately sets the tone with his dramatic stand-alone opening line of:

“Two men in a room.”

Before unleashing these horny gems from the deepest depths of his permed self-conscious:

“Tom Coughlin, from behind the desk in his office, looking Plaxico Burress in the eye… Plaxico Burress looking Tom Coughlin in the eye, to see if this is a man he can better understand”

“Two men searching for answers, if not closure”

“One Man looking for a red-zone monster”

“One man looking for a home”

“Tom Coughlin, trying to reach Plaxico Burress like he has never reached him before”

If you don’t have a boner by now, try reading the column as Serby had always envisioned: simultaneously listening to this masterpiece.


  1. Paolo X

    July 29, 2011 at 5:53 pm

    Let me guess …he’s gay, he’s in New York, and he just got married. What a douchebag loser.

  2. tamtam

    August 3, 2011 at 8:46 pm


  3. Ballz

    August 3, 2011 at 11:52 pm


  4. Ballz

    August 3, 2011 at 11:53 pm

    Hey, that’s not my gravatar.

  5. tamtam

    August 5, 2011 at 2:51 am

    You really have it in for New Yorkers, eh Paolo?

  6. Proofreading service

    August 10, 2011 at 12:01 am

    For real? That’s pretty messed up. Let’s get the balls in the air (oops).

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