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Hope Solo borrows Dennis Rodman’s earrings, throws out ceremonial first pitch

Hope Solo Cubs

We're not sure what the hell those things are supposed to be, but they certainly look like two objects that would be far better served attached to a nursery mobile above the eyes of a fascinated newborn rather dangling from Hope Solo's ears.

And come on, Hope, black jeans?  It's the middle of August in Chicago, showin' a little leg to an inebriated, horny crowd at Wrigley never hurt anyone.

[via Yahoo via David Banks/Getty Images]

3 Comments

  1. Kevin

    August 22, 2011 at 10:17 pm

    I completely agree with that second statement except with one addition: take off the Cubs jersey. As a Whitesox fan, if that disgusting thing is being worn for any other reason than promotional purposes, my boner will never meet her gaze again! Mostly out of principle…but stil.

  2. Paolo X

    August 22, 2011 at 10:56 pm

    Kevin’s right about that jersey ruining her looks like the earrings, but hey it was at Wrigley Field.

    Easily overlooked however is that the black jeans are a reverent, yet lame, tribute to her father Han Solo:
    http://stars.ign.com/articles/875/875845p1.html

  3. tamtam

    August 25, 2011 at 3:07 am

    +1 for Star Wars reference

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