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Justin Upton rumored to be valuable to Diamondbacks

Justin Upton might be good

Without Justin Upton the Arizona Diamondbacks offense would be uglier than Bird Selig's worm bedazzled nest.  Thankfully, they have Justin, who is much like his brother Melvin Upton, with the key exception being that he is nothing like him at all.

[H/T: YYSA in the TBL comments]

3 Comments

  1. Ballz

    August 12, 2011 at 12:01 am

    Matt Kemp is exactly as valueble to the Dodgers. But with better numbers……on a worse team. What does it all mean, man!

  2. Gonzo

    August 15, 2011 at 11:03 pm

    Matt Kemp sucks huge cock. That’s the difference.

  3. Ballz

    August 19, 2011 at 11:51 pm

    If by by ‘sucks huge cock’, you mean ‘sucks Rihanna’s huge pussy’, then I agree with you.

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